What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:45

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
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From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…